The trick with all conflict is to make absolutely sure you have bigger and better weapons than your enemy, or of course to ensure that they're so busy laughing their heads off that you're bound to win anyway.

These delightfully stupid Giant Inflatable Boxing Gloves are the ultimate weapon of mass inflation, and watching people belt each other with them is side-splittingly hilarious. Mostly harmless, and any serious pugilist's weapon of choice, you simply blow them up, slip them onto your hands, and then go round pounding everyone in sight. The ultimate cartoon-like boxing gloves, designed for creating mayhem wherever they're worn.